so the weather is finally getting cold again. and i can't breathe. and my mood has been up and down for a month. however...
i'm still witty. today for instance i said...
"girls who don't masturbate aren't girls."
my good friend sarah leah wrote this in an email today:
best overheard banter in the ER waiting room today:
"Thems spiders that bit me, they's a new kind. Done came over from Iraq with
the troops. Iraqi spiders."
"didja ever hear the like?"
crap. I love my job.
then i responded:
"does that mean he now has iraqni-phobia?"
yeah. i'm a fucking idiot.
but i'm an idiot with a new flat panel tv and a teeth whitening kit.
i'm still witty. today for instance i said...
"girls who don't masturbate aren't girls."
my good friend sarah leah wrote this in an email today:
best overheard banter in the ER waiting room today:
"Thems spiders that bit me, they's a new kind. Done came over from Iraq with
the troops. Iraqi spiders."
"didja ever hear the like?"
crap. I love my job.
then i responded:
"does that mean he now has iraqni-phobia?"
yeah. i'm a fucking idiot.
but i'm an idiot with a new flat panel tv and a teeth whitening kit.